Matthew McConaughey Still Sucks

Here is the new poster for Matthew McSucks new film "Surfer Dude" and man it looks like a total winner. It obviously is another plotless film where we will see abtacular Matt laying around for 90 minutes and I am sure will make 80 million dollars and win a golden globe. "Love and waves, that's what we need in these dark days." Sounds like Jenna Bush wrote that little gem. Can't WAIT!