Twilight releases another gay poster And I am not even putting it up here cause it is so dumb.

So, I can't understand why the hell this film is getting so much freaking press, you would think it is the next Harry Potter or something. I have never even heard of these books and now it is like people are dying to see this made.

I found out that it is about some vampire falling in love with a teen girl in high school I thought, this could be stupid. Then the trailer came out and it confirmed that this was going to be the dumbest vampire movie ever created. Seriously, VAMPIRES DO NOT WALK AROUND IN SUNLIGHT. How hard is that to comprehend? If they can walk around in the daylight they are not vampires.

I figured out that this isn't about vampires at all, it was some bored housewife who wrote it to try and get kids to not have sex. Ok bitch, if your plan works, how the hell am I ever going to get my teen girlfriend to keep having sex with me? The old roofie in a candy bar hardly works anymore, and now you have sexless vampires walking around all day. Great.  ¶ 9:11 AM